Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Fox News Promotes Radio Host to Press Sec.




WASHINGTON, D.C. (AGR)--In an attempt to consolidate its "Fair and Balanced" coverage of national politics, Fox News promoted analyst Tony Snow, host of "The Tony Snow Show" to White House Press Secratary late yesterday. Officials at Fox hope that this move will enable them to more easily create the notoriously fair and non-partison news coverage for which they are famous.
When asked if this could serve to reinforce the belief that Fox News is nothing more than the public relations arm of the White House, Fox News Chairman George W. Bush said simply "I'm the decider and I decide what's best!".
The White House hopes that this move will help restore the President's record low poll numbers, Fox News just hopes they will get some damned credibility out of the deal.

1 comment:

The Arch-Groovus said...

Damnit...he's on to me...