ST. PAUL, MN (AGR)--President Bush today announced that he is going to continue to implore Congress to pass legislation insuring that every roof in America be painted white. When asked why every roof needed to be white, the President responded "I am the decider and I decide what is best"*. It is unclear where in the budget money would be diverted for this enormous home improvement project, but the President seemed undetered,"“Sometimes things aren’t exactly black and white when it comes to accounting procedures… I still haven’t figured it out completely.”*
*Actual Bush Quotes
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Has the President of the War on Terror decided what to do with Josef K. yet?
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